Carry A Laser??

For the past 35 years, I've wanted to look up the lyrics of a song that was popular in 1985.  It was a song by the band Mr. Mister.  I wasn't so interested in the song that I ever embarked on the search, but each time I heard it, I thought to myself, "I really need to figure out those lyrics."  The song chorus included lyrics that sounded like 'Carry a Laser'.  I knew that could not have been the actual lyrics yet I couldn't imagine what they were.  The thing that deterred me from my search is that I didn't know what song lyrics to search for on the Internet.   Then I thought, "Well, if I think that is how it sounds, others probably think the same." So I searched on the lyrics, "Carry a Laser"  and when I saw the result, it began with "Misheard lyrics..."  and I felt a sense of relief.   I knew victory was close at hand.  

The lyric I thought was 'Carry a Laser' was actually 'Kyrie Elieson'.  I assumed immediately that the guy was singing about a love interest.  And not only was he singing her first name, Kyrie, which is an admittedly unusual name...but he also included her last name, Elieson, which was even more unusual.  Not since Tommy Tutone gave out Jenny's phone number as 867-5309 had a woman's privacy been so totally violated by a pop song.

I began to wonder if Kyrie Eleison had entered a witness protection program or perhaps taken on the surname of her husband to escape the non-stop scrutiny of being a subject of a pop song.  Being the subject of a popular song has to be a heavy load.  Here are some of the lyrics which you may recognize:

Kyrie Eleison

Down the road that I must travel

Kyrie Eleison

Through the darkness of the night

Kyrie Eleison

Where I'm going, will you follow?

Kyrie Eleison

On a highway in the light ....

Wow, this guy really has it bad for that woman named Kyrie, I surmised.  

I was listening to it the other night from a YouTube video on my earbuds.  It was playing loudly enough that Terri asked me what I was listening to and so I unplugged my earbuds and let her listen to it.  She knew immediately that the song's title wasn't 'Carry a Laser', but 'Kyrie Eleison'.  She even knew how to spell it!  Then she said she had sung a different song that included the lyrics Kyrie Eleison in grade school as a choir girl and she knew that 'Kyrie Elieson' translated to 'Lord have Mercy'.

I've known Terri for 44 years.  We've been married for 35 years.  I had absolutely no idea she knew that!  It's nice when your spouse can still surprise you after 44 years.  

And, by the way, Kyrie Eleison is Greek for 'Lord have Mercy' and the song was released the same year we were married.  Coincidence?  Perhaps not ;-)

In 1985 telling someone to 'Carry a Laser' might have sounded like telling them to keep their light saber with them at all times, but in 2020, it's not so absurd.  When I was teaching in the classroom, I never left home without my slide clicker, which has its own laser pointer built right into it.  When I use that laser to make a point by highlighting a portion of my slide, my students become like curious cats, unable to take their attention off of that small red dot.  Who needs a light saber, when you can actually carry a laser?     

The music that defined a generation...

I have heard that our musical tastes are defined by what we grew up listening to between the ages of 12 to 24. For us, that means music from the years 1971 through 1984 had the most impact on us. I have a pretty good recollection of what was playing on the radio in those years and whenever I hear one of those songs, it generally brings a smile to my face. The most influential album for me arrived in 1976, during Spring of our junior year at BOR. It was Rush's iconic album entitled 2112. I know it's not well aligned with everyone's musical tastes, but for me, I still recall hearing it blasting from Bob Wanat's 8-track player in his Pontiac TransAm while parked at our campsite at Lake Jean in Rickett's Glen State Park. At first it was a bit shocking. I had never heard anything like it, but it slowly grew on me until I understood who my favorite band of all time would be. And 44 years later, it's still the case.

Dave Serhan recently sent me an email that included a screen shot of his iTunes Rush collection. Let's just say it was quite complete.   Check it out:

Dave and I were roommates at PSU and I know I overplayed that Rush's music to the point that I wondered if I'd turned him off to the group forever. As you know, Rush doesn't get much radio play, but when it does, I know that Dave is thinking of me.  I know this because he will actually email me and tell me he heard a Rush song on the radio and he thought of me.   I can just blame it on Bob Wanat for getting me hooked on Rush's music to begin with way back in 1976.

I know that Bob, Dave and I are not alone.  Joe Petrasek is a big Rush fan and so perhaps many more of you are as well. Not so sure about the ladies... Did you ever go to a Rush concert or see a video of the audience? It was about 90% dudes.  And no, you can't dance to their music.  Don't even try.  You can do air guitar and air drums to it.  It may be the best genre for those activities.

Sadly there will be no more Rush concerts. Neil Peart, the drummer and lyricist, passed away earlier this year from brain cancer. I can only be comforted that they had a long run, over 40 years, and released a lot of music in that time that we can still enjoy.  And of course, I have my memories of their live concerts and a few DVDs can transport me back to that era.

After Dave's email, I re-ripped all of my Rush music at a higher bitrate and copied it to an SD card and so now my car has an 'All Rush' channel.  And whenever I play it, you'll know because if you see me, I'll be smiling as I drive down the road.

I know I write about Rush too much but when your favorite drummer/lyricist/writer puts you on the cover of his book, well, it's hard to keep your pie hole shut.

Old Forge Pizza Review

Dave was in your back yard again, sampling the best pizza the Valley has to offer.

This may come as a surprise to those of you who grew up in the Wyoming Valley, but I don't think I've ever set foot in Old Forge. Yes, the guy who writes about pizza like it's the most wonderful gift from God (it is) has never been to Old Forge. But thanks to Goldbelly, I got Old Forge Pizza from Arcaro and Genell to come to me and let me tell you, it is wonderful. Not only did we get the conventional red pizza, but also the white pizza and a stromboli with a side of marinara sauce. I want all of you living in the Valley to get down on your knees tonight and thank the Lord that you can simply hop in your car and drive to that city and select from one of its many pizza restaurants where you can have genuine Old Forge style pizza fresh from the oven.

The pizza is outstanding even warmed up in the toaster oven, better than anything we can get out this way. I can just imagine how much better it would be piping hot fresh out of a pizza oven. Dave gave his slice a 7.5 out of 10 but he's more of a thin crust guy, but I'm giving my scores of 9.1 for the red, 8.5 for the white, and the stromboli fetches an 8.9. One bite, everyone knows the rules. And if you find yourself like me too far from the Valley, let me send you an invite to Goldbelly so I can get a kickback. If you do, I'll make sure to buy you a drink and a slice at the next reunion.

One bite, everyone knows the rules....

I've been watching Dave Portnoy's Pizza reviews for a few weeks now, ever since one showed up on my Facebook feed from a pizza place in Old Forge. The Sabatini's review above was sent to me on Facebook by Joe Petrasek, and I have to say it's one of my favorites. For one, it's the only pizza that I've personally tried that Dave has reviewed and it's Terri's family's favorite. I think we automatically fall in love with our first pizza and it's the yardstick by which all others will be forever compared. I'm still partial to Savoy's for that reason.

And I'd be truly remiss if I failed to mention that fellow classmate Bob Sabatini's family owns this restaurant.

For a brief time, we had Old Forge style pizza available here in Colorado. A woman who originally is from Scranton and her husband live up near Vail and they opened up two pizza restaurants, aptly named, Old Forge Pizza and so whenever we'd pass through Vail, we'd stop by for the best pizza in Colorado. Sadly, the restaurants were sold and not long after that went out of business. You'd think that having the only Old Forge style pizza in the state of Colorado would assure success, but perhaps for those who didn't grow up in the 'Pizza capital of the world', it might be a bit like pearls before swine.

After seeing about 20 of these reviews, I developed an uncontrollable craving for pizza. Not just any pizza, but some Wyoming Valley Pizza. So I went to Goldbelly's to order some authentic Old Forge Pizza from Arcaro and Genell. I would have normally gone with Victory Pig, but they appear to be closed even for online ordering likely due to the Covid shutdown. This will be my first time trying the 'white pizza', which I have heard about but have never tasted.

And when I take that first bite, I'll say, "One bite, everyone knows the rules." as if it's a single word. Then proceed to take multiple bites until the slice is devoured. Then I'll rate it. If you've watched enough of Dave's reviews, you'll understand what I mean. ;-)

Career Heroes

As I reminisce about growing up in the Wyoming Valley of northeastern PA, I am often in awe of the work ethic of our ancestors who immigrated from countries far away, not speaking the language in many cases, and taking up the difficult and dangerous work of underground coal mining. In looking through the census records from the time my father's ancestors immigrated (1872 through 1892), I am struck with the number of family members engaged in coal mining or at the silk mills from a very young age. By the time we all came along in the late 1950's, the mines were essentially shut down and the textile industry had shifted from silk to synthetics and followed cheaper labor in the South and, eventually, overseas.

The textile industry in the Valley was, at least for a few decades, replaced by the garment industry that was chasing cheaper labor than could be found in the New York City garment district. There were hundreds of 'run-away' dress shops all over the valley. Women sometimes replaced men who could not find work after the mines shut down as the primary bread-winners of their families thanks to the garment industry.

Young men and women also found their way into these factories and right up until the 1990's, a few of the dress shops still survived. During our 11th reunion in 1988, Mike Matthews amused fellow classmates by preemptively stating, "I'm gonna get this out now and I will say this once and I will not repeat myself again tonight... I am a sewing machine mechanic at Leslie Fay." He was, of course, referring to the often-asked question, "So, what do you do for a living?". Some people are understandably proud of their career achievements, particularly if they are of a high-status nature. In my mind, a sewing machine is a very complex piece of equipment. Anyone who can fix a sewing machine is a hero in my eyes.

I'd say that Mike's profession certainly fell into the category of a 'real job'. If you are helping to feed, clothe, or shelter fellow human beings, you are pursuing a worthy calling. Similarly, if you're protecting public health and safety or educating fellow citizens, you're doing your part to make the world a better place.

We've moved away from an industrial economy where the coal mining or production of clothing and textiles are jobs that you could expect to pursue in this country as a long term career. I worked in the design and manufacture of computer equipment in my early career, an up-and-coming field that did not exist when I was born. However, the entire industry has essentially moved to China. And it didn't take long, just over a decade or so.

Several of the companies that offered me jobs upon graduating have since vanished. A few were companies that had been around for over 100 years and were household names, Kodak and Westinghouse being two of them.

It's hard to know how to prepare my students for future careers today. In a recent survey over half of students from the ages 6 through 17 have said they want to become a YouTuber or vlogger when they grow up. Sports as a career has also found its way into top 10 career aspirations among young people. I think they should study the statistics to help them realize just how few people can make it in those kinds of careers and how long the careers typically last. Attention-gathering careers follow a 'power law' distribution, i.e., 99% of the income is earned by .1% of the participants. Knowing these odds gives me a sense of relief I didn't pursue a career as a rock star....well... that and knowledge I had no musical talent. :-)

Mike Matthews wasn't able to make it to the 25th reunion. He passed away just a year prior to it, in 2001 at age 41. We never did have an obituary for him in the blog, so I'll post one here for the 19th anniversary of his passing.

Mob History of the Wyoming Valley

In a previous posting I wrote about books covering Wyoming Valley history, the book 'Fighting for the Union Label' talks about the growth of the garment industry and the efforts to unionize the dress shops. Some of the most difficult obstacles that union organizer Min Matheson had had to deal with were related to the mafia-owned shops on Main Street in Pittston. Russel Bufalino, our fellow Kingston resident, was a common sight in those days and he and his crew were not averse to bullying the union people. Min would actually walk up to Russell and tell him off.

The mob and the unions have a tense an interconnected history and a lot of it is covered in detail in the excellent book, "I Heard You Paint Houses" by Charles Brandt. I read the book prior to the release of the movie called "The Irishman" by Martin Scorcese which was based on the book. The movie was slow, plodding, and disappointing compared to the book. Many of the best side stories were missing in the movie, such as the mob's involvement in the Bay of Pigs disaster and the JFK assassination. I was hoping they'd include the story of how the Teamsters helped a 29 year-old Joe Biden win his first Senate election against a highly favored career politician/incumbent. These stories were at least as compelling as the main story line about who killed Jimmy Hoffa, yet in this slow-moving 3.5 hour movie there was enough extraneous material added that would have better been spent by including more the original stories in the book. It took me 3 separate sittings to watch it all.

And you want to know more about the quiet don, I recommend the book 'The Quiet Don' by Matt Birkbeck.

Growing up in Coal Country

I have been doing research on my family's history for several years. I have an account on Ancestry.com and with the resources available there as well as some helpful people in that community, I've been able to trace my mother's family (the Kennedy's) back to the 1700's in Ireland. My mother immigrated to the U.S. in the 1950s so I have to rely mostly on Irish records for information on her side. I can also trace my father's side of the family back to Ireland on the Devlin side and to Lithuania on his mother's side. My dad's Irish ancestors arrived in this country in 1872 and settled in Plains, and his mother's parents (Simonitis) settled in Pringle sometime around 1892, according to a ship's manifest I found in the Ellis Island database.

I was able to piece most of my family tree together with census records. On both sides of his family, my father's earliest relatives were employed in the coal mines. It made me curious about the conditions of working in the mines around the turn of the century so I found a book from a local author that I thought you might enjoy reading, particularly if your ancestors were involved in coal mining. It's called 'Growing up in Coal Country' by Susan Campbell Bartoletti. Her husband's family is from NEPA so she had the benefit of interviewing many family members directly. She did a great job in describing the conditions of the mines when many of our ancestors settled in Wyoming Valley.

I also noticed that the author also wrote a book on the Irish potato famine called Black Potatoes, and since I am 3/4 Irish, I have been quite curious about how the famine affected Ireland and its people and why it happened. I've visited Ireland several times and so I've gotten some indication that the prevailing attitude among the Irish is that the famine was the fault of the British who had seized land from the Irish and worked them like sharecroppers, allowing them only enough land for their own use that they had no choice but to grow a crop like the potato, which has much larger caloric yield per acre than cash crops like wheat and barley. Those grain crops were grown on the majority of the property and then harvested by the tenant farmers only to be shipped off to England to pay the rent for the small portion of land they were allotted on which grow their own crops.

I think the author did an excellent job describing all the conditions that made for this disaster and gave a fair assessment of how the blights started and what the effects were on the population of Ireland during the years 1845-1850. I highly recommend both of these books.

Catching the Reading Bug

This blog got its start 18 years ago, just before our 25th reunion. Granted, it's not always been very active, but if anything important happens, it generally gets mentioned here. All of our classmate's passings in that time have been covered in this blog along with their obituaries. Sometimes that makes me feel a bit sad so I've tried occasionally to add some articles to entertain you. And Mr. Lynch has contributed some articles too. And if any of you feel like sharing a story you think might be of interest, you're always welcome to contribute.

In this blog in 2003, I wrote about a book that I had read as a youth. It was the first 'real' book I can recall finishing (not counting Dr. Seuss books :-) and I loved it. It was on a bookshelf in the back of our 4th grade classroom at St. John's and was entitled 'The Mystery of the Great Swamp' by Marjorie Zapf. I just re-read it AGAIN and still enjoyed it after all these years.

I often wished I could have shared with the author how it changed my life. Prior to reading that book, I had no interest in reading. After I read it, it turned me into a life-long reader. I still read a lot of books every year, although some of them I actually listen to while I take walks. I understand I'm in a minority. Some people, upon graduating from high school or college never read another book again, ever. And it is not a minority, it is around 80% of the population. So if you read books, count yourself among the minority. As Mark Twain once said, "The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them."

I recently did a search on the Marjorie Zapf's name and found that she lived only an hour from my home in Colorado down near Boulder. What are the odds of that? Unfortunately, she passed away 18 years ago. In her husband's obituary, I found a tribute from someone who had a personal connection with both of them. I decided to reach out to him to see how writing that book had affected her life. It turns out that Mrs. Zapf was an elementary school teacher and the book was very successful, causing a ton of mail from students expressing their appreciation with fan letters. She had a 3-drawer filing cabinet full of correspondence with readers from around the country. The time and expense in keeping up with all of the correspondence made her feel that writing any more books would not be a good use of her time!

It made me feel a bit relieved that I never did track her down to express my appreciation. I guess fame comes at a cost.

Speaking of cost, has anyone noticed that Amazon has some ridiculous prices on "new" old books? Take a gander at this:

I have a hard cover copy of this book that looks new, and it cost me about $4 with shipping so I'm feeling rich ;-). If you buy it through the link below you can get a used version of the book at a much better price.

Wyoming Valley Garment Industry

I was searching on the string 'United Pants Company Swoyersville' to see if I could find out more about it and it took me into an amazing rabbit hole of information about the garment industry in NE Pennsylvania. My mother worked in dress factories while I was growing up on Slocum Street in Swoyersville. The most amazing part of it is that she worked at no fewer than 5 factories and she never had a driver's license. They were all within walking distance of our house! And this wasn't uncommon in the Valley in the 1960s. Main Street in Pittston at one time had 40 dress factories!

I found that one of the best sources of information on this topic was from Robert Wolensky, a retired history professor who lives in Steven's Point, Wisconsin. How would someone from Wisconsin know so much about NEPA? Well, it's because he grew up in Wyoming Valley. Not only that, he graduated from West Side Central Catholic High School. He's also a Penn State graduate. He and his brother, Ken and his daughter Nicole have written several books on NEPA history that cover the coal industry as well as the garment industry. I read a few of these books recently and they were really well researched with lots of personal stories from people who were from our area who contributed to the books.

I just finished his book on the Knox Mine Disaster, which I was always curious about. That event took place the year most of us were born. If you want to learn more about NEPA history, I highly recommend both of these books.

I found out a lot of other interesting information about Mr. Wolensky's family that I will share in other postings.

Covid haircuts

As I was getting my hair trimmed yesterday by someone who is not a trained barber or beautician, i.e., my wife, I was reminded of a gentleman I used to work with who invented the product shown in the Wayne's World clip shown above. His product was called the RoboCut and he filed a patent on it in 1984. The product was quickly copied by a company that sold it under the name Flowbee which successfully sold millions of them using infomercials. I was surprised to find out that both companies are still in business and products are available on their websites. You can read about the inventor's fascinating history at haircut.com. In reading through the timeline of events, I would imagine that there must have been some legal issues over the patent but I don't know the outcome.

You can read about Flowbee's history at Wikipedia.

I can't speak about the efficacy of either product as I've never used one, but I think that the pandemic was good for both companies. As my mom used to say, "It's an ill wind that blows nobody any good."

The image above is from one of my favorite Leave It To Beaver episodes where he loses his haircut money and decides to do the job himself, and later gets some help from Wally who really messes things up! (The Haircut Season 1 episode 4). I've always been reluctant to trim my own hair after watching that as a young boy.

Making your own PPE masks

I sewed these masks for Terri and me using the procedure I found in the youtube video:

I would encourage you do the same. Just because you're a dude, it doesn't mean you can't learn to sew, especially with these excellent instructions. (Actually, that video is very funny and not very instructive, but anyone who has learned how to sew will be able to relate to it :-).)

Sheltering in Place

My mother liked to tell me that I was no trouble as a kid.  Give me a toy, put me in a corner and you'd not hear a peep out of me for hours.  I guess you can say I am an introvert's introvert.  I do not enjoy mingling in large crowds.  Being alone doesn't bother me at all.  So this sheltering in place is not a sacrifice for me.

Not everyone feels the same way.  For some people, lack of social interaction drives them batty.  They're not a lot of fun to be around if they can't talk to someone, preferably a lot of someones.  So if you're in that category, or trapped in a small space with someone who is not getting a sufficient dose of social interaction, my heart goes out to you.

Hopefully, this won't last too much longer.  Maybe we'll look back to it as a learning experience.  Until then, find something to do that lends itself to this kind of existence.  Long form reading is one of them.  Read actual books... yes, consume whole books again, not just news articles since the news likely to be rather tilted toward a single, scary, hard-to-look-away from topic.  And besides, news is just a way of delivering your eyeballs to advertisers.  That's right, it's a medium controlled by sneaky people trying to help charlatans sell you products you don't really need.

If you have a Kindle, familiarize yourself with it.  Do you have a favorite book you always wanted to re-read?  Now's the time to do it.  

And if you really want to interact socially, that's what the comments section of this blog is for is for.  I will not be holding my breath.  I'm going to find a toy, or maybe even a book, and sit in the corner for a while.

Joseph C. Jarski

Joseph C. Jarski Sr., 60, of Berwick, died Monday, Jan. 27, 2020, at his home.

Born July 13, 1959, in Kingston, he was the son of the late Charles Joseph and Helen Golias Jarski.

Joseph was a graduate of Bishop O'Reilly High School, Kingston, Class of 1977, and King's College, where he earned his Bachelor of Science in accounting in 1988.

Mr. Jarski was employed as CFO for C & D Waterproofing and was owner and operator of Joseph C. Jarski Accounting.

Joseph was a member of St. Mary's Catholic Church, Berwick, and a past member of Beyond Violence. He served as chief auditor for Salem Twp. and also served on the financial committee for Holy Family School. An avid sports fan, he was a coach for Swoyersville football and Little League and was a member of the Booster Club for the Wyoming Valley West Spartans. He trained altar boys at Holy Trinity Church, Swoyersville.

Among his interests were gardening, vacationing at the beach, spending time with his children and his dogs, Bear and Ivy.

Surviving are his wife of 40 years, the former Kathleen Coleman; two sons, Joseph C. Jarski Jr., Fredericksburg, Va.; and Matthew J. Jarski and his wife, Amanda, Montandon; and his sister, Donna, wife of Mark Ontko, Swoyersville.

A visitation will be held from 10 a.m. until the time of the Mass of Christian Burial at 11:30 a.m. Friday in St. Mary's Catholic Church, 1730 Fowler Ave., Berwick, with the Very Rev. Francis J. Tamburro, V.F., his pastor, officiating as celebrant.

In lieu of flowers, donations can be made to The University of Pennsylvania Hospital Department of Neurology, giving.apps.upenn.edu; or to Haven to Home, P.O. Box 851, Berwick, PA 18603.

Arrangements are under the direction of Mayo Funeral Home Inc., Berwick.

For information or to send condolences, please visit www.mayofh.com.

Published in Citizens' Voice on Jan. 29, 2020

Dear Graduates -- A Real Commencement Speech

The following is a guest post by our favorite English teacher, Jim Lynch

To all of you sitting before me, waiting for the pomp and circumstance, the speeches and distribution of degrees to be over, and celebratory parties to begin, I know exactly how you feel. Besides my own high school, college and master’s degree graduations, I’ve sat through forty high school graduation ceremonies as a teacher, and several high school, undergraduate and graduate ceremonies of my children. The speakers at all those graduations ranged from the mediocre to the bad and the ugly, and offered a mishmash of all the usual platitudes about changing the world you are about to enter. None of them addressed reality you now face.

What is it then that I know about what you are really feeling as you sit there restlessly in those uncomfortable chairs? First, I know that you feel a vague, existential unease about your life from now on. Although in high school you railed about being subjected to “totally unnecessary” rules that made you sometimes call your alma mater a prison, and although your college years seemed to swamp you with endless academic activity (unless of course you were on a four-year booze cruise with a beer-pong major), you lived for many years in a comfortable and protective womb with few real-world concerns – your rapidly approaching or accrued debt notwithstanding.

Now things look different. If you are an accounting major, for example, do you really look forward to sitting at a desk for twelve mind-numbing hours a day during income tax season, adding up columns of numbers and trying to decipher thousands of pages of the tax code? If you are leaving med school, do you look forward to years of the back breaking and sleep-deprived schedules of internship and residency? If you are graduating law school, does working 80 hours a week at a high-end law firm feel worth the prestige and financial reward? If you have a degree in such areas as the rapidly proliferating number of gender, ethnic or identity “studies,” do you wonder how flipping burgers at McDonalds will provide you with a living wage, along with the ability to pay back that crippling tuition debt?

This I know: The world can be and is often a cold and uncaring place. It simply doesn’t care about you or your wellbeing. You are not special; you are not entitled to anything; you are not guaranteed anything. You may die early via accident or disease, or you may die in your sleep at 100. That diploma or degree you receive means nothing to life. Life is one, big crapshoot, and life rolls your dice without preference or mercy. You will randomly encounter health or sickness, fortune or misfortune, love or loss. Life is only what you do with it, how you respond to whatever happens during it.

Somewhere in your life, however, fate will show you an alternative to whatever you are doing to provide for yourself. You must decide at that point, however, whether the opportunity that beckons is offering an inspiring or evil alternative. You can choose the path of Winston Churchill, or Hitler (who was an altar boy) and Stalin (who once studied for the priesthood). Fate may offer cruel power and riches, or an opportunity to facilitate peace and justice. You alone must decide. Our flawed nature, as described in every early mythological story and religious text, can lure us into dangerous territory.

Here’s the real truth. Except in rare cases (even in the medical or legal fields) you will not anticipate either option. Hell, if you are typical you’ve probably changed majors three or four times while in college. If you are headed for college next year, you will likely change majors that many times yourself – and take more than four years to graduate as a result. You may even drop out and not graduate at all. The old saying that if you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans has never been more appropriate.

No, the truth known to those who have sat in these seats before you is that your careers will choose you. And if you resist being beckoned by fate into a virtuous occupation, for financial of any other reasons, you will likely lead a miserable and unsatisfactory life. That decision will be yours alone. You may drive a Lamborghini and live in an exclusive and gated community, but you will die unhappy. Your tombstone will read, “He had the most toys, but died an unfulfilled human being.” Unless you consciously direct your talents and abilities toward a foreordained and rewarding purpose, your life will be wasted, and society will lose your unrealized contributions.

Before they met and pursued their appointed destinies, Walt Disney was a newspaper editor (fired for lacking imagination), Neil Armstrong drove a tomato truck for a local cannery and sold kitchen knives door-to-door, Julia Child was a CIA intelligence officer, Harrison Ford was a carpenter, Elvis Costello was a computer programmer, Allen Ginsberg was a dishwasher, Andrea Bocelli was a lawyer, Brad Pitt was a limo driver, Sylvester Stallone worked in a deli, Paul Newman sold encyclopedias from door-to-door, and Whoopi Goldberg worked at a funeral parlor applying makeup to corpses. Their transitions were certainly not easy, or without sacrifice and struggle, but a leap of faith – a belief in fate and oneself – made their lives meaningful and their contributions to society manifold.

Fate tapped me on the shoulder early in life, but doubt and uncertainty kept me from my appointed profession until a combination of circumstances shook me by those shoulders, looked me in the eye and told me that I could either spend my life as a miserable salesman (or in any other occupation really), or accept my calling as an educator. Fate had her work cut out for her, as I was absolutely terrified of public speaking, and convinced that no one would be interested in my opinions. Time, circumstance and a good number of patient mentors eventually led me to my personal leap of faith.

After four decades in education, I look back on a career filled with pride and satisfaction. I was once petrified at the thought of standing before students and attempting to provide information pertinent to their lives. That job, I told myself, was for people much more intellectual and erudite. It took two attempts to finally get it right, to feel the vibe that only teachers know when instructor and students interact in the harmony of sharing the knowledge and wisdom of the ages. When teacher and student understand their interdependence in that process, there exists a connection like no other.

So be patient my dear graduates. Test the waters of various occupations and pay attention, not to the monetary, material or social aspects of the job, but to how it makes you feel at the end of the day. Are you simply drained from exertion, or are you also experiencing an equivalent personal satisfaction? Are you happy? When your appointed fate beckons with a good life, you will know it. Lady fate may frighten you with challenging odds, daunting logistics and numerous what ifs, but she will know you better than you know yourself. Trust her, believe her, and take her by the hand. You will never look back on the choice without a smile and an understanding that your life has meaning.

When you meet her, say hello for me, and tell her I’m grateful.

Congratulations and good luck in your future endeavors.

Jim Lynch
Fleetwood, PA
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Kathleen M. Schultz

WILKES-BARRE — Kathleen M. Schultz, 59, of Wilkes-Barre, passed away on Tuesday, Nov. 26, 2019, at Wilkes-Barre General Hospital.

She was born Jan. 7, 1960, a daughter of the late Dr. John G. Schultz and Shirley Steckroat Schultz. A graduate of Bishop O'Reilly High School and the University of Scranton, she was employed for many years by the Gallery of Sound. Kathleen provided loving care for her parents in their later years.

Surviving are her brother, John G. Schultz, Jr. and his husband, Phillip Burgess, New York, New York; sister Kimberly Schultz; brother-in-law Carlo Florio; niece Violet Florio; nephew Roman Florio; all of Collingswood, New Jersey; aunt Rosemary Thompson; cousin Sharon Keen.

Friends may call 4 to 6 p.m. Sunday and 1 to 3 p.m. Monday at the E. Blake Collins Funeral Home, 159 George Ave., Wilkes-Barre. Private interment will be held in the Cathedral of St. John the Divine, New York, New York.

Condolences can be sent to the family at www.eblakecollins.com.

Published in Times Leader from Nov. 29 to Nov. 30, 2019

Robert Frank Crofchick

Robert Frank Crofchick, 60, passed away peacefully and surrounded by his loved ones on Sunday afternoon, November 3, 2019, at the Wilkes-Barre General Hospital. 

His loving and supportive wife is Mary Anne (Shampack) Crofchick. Together, they just celebrated their 37th wedding anniversary on August 07, 2019.

Born on May 31, 1959, in Kingston, Bob was the son of the late Frank and Julia (Galletti) Crofchick, and the grandson of the late Frank and Elizabeth (Lawrence) Crofchick.

Bob was a graduate of Holy Trinity Grade School and Bishop O’Reilly High School, Class of 1977.

Bob was a volunteer firefighter, and then became a police officer for the Borough of Swoyersville. He was a District Manager for Jack Williams Tire Co. prior to following his dream of purchasing Owen Street Bakery, which he ran with his family for 16 years up until his illness took over. 

Bob was a lifelong member of the former Holy Trinity Roman Catholic Church, Swoyersville, where he served as an altar boy in his youth. With the consolidation of the church, Bob became a member of Saint Elizabeth Ann Seton Roman Catholic Parish, Swoyersville. 

Bob was a true family man who would consistently boast that his family was his main purpose in life. He loved to wake everyone up early and talk over coffee, have cigars on the back deck with the boys, celebrating birthdays and holidays at the house, and having cookouts and family dinner on Sunday’s. Bob cherished every moment he had with his family and his main focus was to make sure they were all close to one another. He will forever be loved and missed, but never forgotten, and his light will continue to shine on through all the people he touched throughout his life. 

In addition to his parents, Frank and Julia Crofchick, Bob was preceded in death by his beloved grandparents, Frank and Elizabeth Crofchick; his mother-in-law, Marie Shampack; and his niece, Jennifer (Shampack) Durako.

In addition to his wife, Mary Anne, Bob is survived by his three children, Kimberly (Crofchick) Johnson and her husband, Michael; Erin Crofchick and her fiancé, Anthony Grzyboski; and Matthew Crofchick; his grandson, Ryan Johnson; his brother, Frank Crofchick and his wife, Karen; his father-in-law, Michael Shampack; his niece, Stephanie (Crofchick) McDermott; his nephew, Frank Crofchick; and countless friends.

Relatives and friends are respectfully invited to attend the funeral which will be conducted on Thursday, November 07, 2019, and 9:30 AM from the Wroblewski Funeral Home, Inc., 1442 Wyoming Avenue, Forty Fort, followed by a Mass of Christian Burial to be celebrated at 10:00 AM in Saint Elizabeth Ann Seton Parish, 116 Hughes Street, Swoyersville, with the Reverend Joseph J. Pisaneschi, his Pastor, officiating. 

Interment with the Rite of Committal will follow in Holy Trinity Roman Catholic Cemetery, Swoyersville.

Family and friends are invited to Bob’s viewing which will be held on Wednesday, November 06, 2019, from 5:00 to 8:00 PM, at the funeral home. 

For additional information or to send the Crofchick family an online message of condolence, you may visit the funeral home’s website, www.wroblewskifuneralhome.com, or Facebook page.

In lieu of flowers, the family would be honored if you would consider making a memorial contribution at the funeral home to assist with final expenses, or make a memorial donation in Bob’s memory to Saint Jude School, 422 South Mountain Boulevard, Mountain Top, Pennsylvania 18707. 

Service Date

Thursday, November 7, 2019 - 10:00am

Services

A viewing for Bob will be held on Wednesday, November 06, 2019, from 5:00 to 8:00 PM, at the Wroblewski Funeral Home, Inc., 1442 Wyoming Avenue, Forty Fort.

The funeral service will begin on Thursday, November 07, 2019, at 9:30 AM at the funeral home. Those relatives and friends who will be joining in the funeral procession are asked to assemble at the funeral home between 8:45 and 9:00 AM on Thursday morning.

A Mass of Christian Burial will follow at 10:00 AM at Saint Elizabeth Ann Seton Parish, 116 Hughes Street, Swoyersville. The Reverend Joseph J. Pisaneschi, her Pastor, will serve as celebrant.

Interment with the Rite of Committal will follow in Holy Trinity Roman Catholic Cemetery, Swoyersville.

Janet Klimchok Rule

 Ann Klimchok Rule, 59, died on June 28, 2019, after a fierce battle with rectal cancer. She was surrounded by her family and the compassionate and devoted nurses of the Hospice of the Sacred Heart.

Janet was born Jan. 17, 1960, in Plymouth. She attended Saint Vincent's School and was a 1977 graduate of Bishop O'Reilly High School. She was a loyal employee of Weis Markets for 40 years.

Janet loved thunderstorms, the beach and ice cream. She excelled in math and could complete a crossword puzzle in record time. She adored her grandchildren, and they have been forever blessed by her loving presence in their lives.

Janet was preceded in death by her mother, Ann Carole (Dvoroznak) Klimchok and brother-in-law, Joe McLaughlin. She is survived by her father, Michael Klimchok, daughter, Lisa (Eric) Peterson, grandchildren Cooper and Carter, siblings Danny, Michael (Marquene) Diane, Donald (Sue), and Karen (Carl), her former husband, Stephen Rule, and her loving companion of 26 years, Mike Harenza, along with cousins, nieces and nephews.

In lieu of flowers, Janet's family kindly asks you get a colonoscopy. Colorectal cancer is one of the leading causes of cancer-related deaths in this country. If you'd like to do more: Donations can be made in Janet's name to The Hospice of the Sacred Heart or Candy's Place. Please also consider volunteering your time as a driver for the American Cancer Society.

Friends may call from 4:30 to 7:30 p.m. on Monday, July 8, 2019, at S. J. Grontkowski Funeral Home, 530 W. Main St., Plymouth. Family and friends are invited to meet at All Saint's Parish, Plymouth, for Mass of Christian Burial, at 10 a.m. Tuesday, July 9, 2019.

Interment will be in St. Vincent's Cemetery, Larksville.

To submit online condolences to Janet's family, please visit www.sjgrontkowskifuneralhome.com.

Published in Times Leader from June 30 to July 1, 2019

Carrol's Club Burger

Growing up near Kingston, many of us had our first fast food experience at Carrol's restaurant on Wyoming Avenue.  I guess you might count Stop-n-Go as a predecessor, but my fondest memories are of Carrol's.  Their most famous offering was the Club Burger.   Here's an ad from back in the 1960's:

In 1968, the club burger would set you back $.49.  Along with $.10 for fries and another $.15 for a coke, you'd have a meal for under a dollar.  Just to put it in perspective, that's about $5.50 today.

The most memorable part of the burger was the 'special sauce' called Crisbo Royal (CR) sauce.  I researched  the recipe for the sauce they used and here are some of the comments I found on various message boards:

“I worked at the Carrols in Peekskill back in the late 60's as a teen. I recall running out of their "Royal sauce" which we made ourself to replenish the supply, it was nothing but Mayo, ketchup and relish all mixed together. “

or, from another message board: “the assembly for Club Burgers goes like this: (1)bottom bun level, (2)onions and pickles, (3)bottom hamburger patty, (4)a small dob of C.R. Sauce, (5)central bun buffer level, (6)a small pad of lettuce, (7)a slice of American cheese, (8)top hamburger patty, (9)a slightly more generous dob of C.R. Sauce, and finally (10)the sesame-seeded bun top level.

From yet another message board, here’s a Crisbo Royal Sauce recipe:
“45% mayonnaise, 45% ketchup, and 10% relish.”

We're having burgers tonight... and the sauce we're using will be our own version CR sauce.  I'll have to let you know the results...

Father Boles

The Rev. Joseph M. Boles passed away peacefully on April 15, 2018, at Geisinger Community Medical Center, Scranton.

Father Boles was born in Scranton, Pa., on June 7, 1939. He was the son of the late James W. and Margaret (Miller) Boles. Father Boles received his early education at St. Paul's Grammar School and St. Paul's High School, Scranton. He attended St. Charles College, Catonsville and entered St. Mary's Roland Park Seminary, Maryland, where he studied for the priesthood and obtained a Bachelor of Arts in philosophy and a Bachelor of sacred theology. He also received his Master of Arts in education from the University of Notre Dame. Father Boles was ordained to the priesthood on June 12, 1965, in St. Peter's Cathedral, Scranton, by the Most Rev. Jerome D. Hannan, D.D., late bishop of Scranton. Father Boles served as assistant pastor at St. John the Evangelist, Pittston from 1965 to 1970 and St. Ignatius, Kingston from 1970 to 1972. During his time as assistant pastor at St. Ignatius, Father also served as director of religious formation and catechist at Central Catholic High School, Kingston. Father was appointed in residence at St. Cecelia, Exeter in 1970 and administrator pro tem in 1972. He was appointed in residence at College Misericordia, Dallas in 1973 and served as acting chaplain from 1975 to 1980. Father Boles received his first pastorate in 1980 at Holy Cross Church, Scranton. He was then appointed pastor of Our Lady of the Abingtons, Dalton in 1983 where he remained until his retirement and appointment as pastor emeritus in 2001. In addition, Father Boles also served as outside confessor/spiritual director at St. Pius X Seminary, Dalton from 1988 to 1989 and again from 1990 to 1993; and dean of the Abington Deanery from 1995 to 2000. While residing at the Villa of St. Joseph, he devoted much of his time assisting and caring for his brother priests, in spite of his own physical limitations, resulting from a five decade battle with Multiple Sclerosis. Through his life, his faith never wavered; to the end, he carried on his calling as a parish priest, providing spiritual guidance, advice, encouragement and clarity to his many parishioners, friends and family. He will truly be missed by those whose lives he touched.

Father Boles is survived by his sister-in-law, Mrs. James P. Boles; and numerous nieces, nephews, grandnieces and grandnephews from the Breslin, Mitchell, Tolan and Boles families.

In addition to his parents, Father Boles was preceded in death by his four sisters, Catherine Boles; Mary Breslin and husband, Cyril; Anne Mitchell and husband, Patrick; Loretta Tolan and husband, Leonard; and his brother, James P. Boles.

A Pontifical Mass of Christian Burial will be celebrated by the Most Rev. Joseph C. Bambera, D.D., J.C.L., bishop of Scranton, on Friday, April 20, 2018, at 11 a.m. at St. Paul Church, 1510 Penn Ave., Scranton. Interment will be in Cathedral Cemetery, Scranton.

Friends may call at the Church, on Thursday, April 19, 2018, from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m. Solemn Vespers will be celebrated at 7 p.m. following the viewing. An additional viewing hour will take place on Friday at the church at 10 a.m. prior to the funeral Mass.

Published in Scranton Times on Apr. 18, 2018

Joseph Lynch

FORTY FORT — Joseph E. (Joey) Lynch Jr., 58, of Murray Street, Forty Fort, died on Saturday, Feb. 10, 2018, at Celtic Hospice in Wilkes-Barre, surrounded by his loving family.

Born in Scranton, he was the son of the late Joseph Sr. and Elizabeth Ward Lynch. He graduated from Bishop O'Reilly High School, class of 1977. Joseph resided in Forty Fort his entire life and was very active in the community. He served on Forty Fort Council, was an EMT, paramedic and an active volunteer on both Forty Fort and Swoyersville ambulances. He was a member of the Forty Fort Fire Police and Hanover Medic 9. Joe was co-owner of Corner Hair Fashions. He worked at Luzerne County 911, Transcare Ambulance Service and as a Blended Case Manager at Community Counselling.
Joe was a natural and accomplished musician, entertaining local audiences with his distinctive voice and seemingly limitless gifts for the majority of his life. He played with and formed many bands over the years, but his lasting legacy and his greatest joy was his folk rock trio "Just Us", where he was joined by his wife, Mary, and best friend, Paul Reinert, which in time grew to include lifelong friend, Jay Tobias. He was very active in the Forty Fort Presbyterian Church. He served as a church elder, instrumentalist, vocalist and choir director. He was instrumental in starting a Sunday evening Praise Band worship. He also worshipped at the Trucksville United Methodist Church.

Preceding him in death are his brothers, John and Michael Lynch.

Surviving are his loving, devoted wife of 33 years, Mary Denn Lynch; daughters, Casey Lynch, of New York City, N.Y., Emily Lynch, of Kingston, and her fiancé, George Brady, Clara Lynch, of Forty Fort; son, Christian Lynch, of Wyoming; sisters, Kathleen Washko and her husband, John, of Forty Fort, Jeanne Habblett, and her husband, James, of Newmanstown, Mary Alice Nice and her husband, Jack, of Florida, Susan Ziller and her husband, Buddy, of Shavertown; brother, Ned Lynch, and his wife, Maureen, of Dallas; many nieces, nephews, cousins, brothers and sisters in-law, and his German mother-in-law, Heidi Denn.

A Memorial Service will be held at noon on Saturday, Feb. 17, 2018, at the Forty Fort Presbyterian Church, 1224 Wyoming Ave., Forty Fort, with the Rev. William Lukesh, Rev. Richard Williams and Rev. Ian Hastings, officiating.

Family and friends may call at the church from 4 to 8 p.m. on Friday and from 10 a.m. until service time on Saturday.

In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions, can be made to Forty Fort Presbyterian, 1224 Wyoming Ave., Forty Fort, Trucksville United Methodist Church, 40 Knob Hill Road, Trucksville, or Miles for Michael, 9 N. Main St., Pittston.

Arrangements entrusted to the Hugh B. Hughes & Son Inc., Funeral Home, 1044 Wyoming Avenue, Forty Fort.

For more information or to send the family an online condolence, visit www.hughbhughes.com.

Richard Hometchko

MAY 23, 1959 ~ JANUARY 23, 2018 (AGE 58)

Richard “Rick” “Rich” James Hometchko, 58, of Pinellas Park, Florida, passed away, Monday, January 23, 2018.

Richard was born May 23, 1959 in Swoyersville, Pennsylvania to Joseph and Helen (Kender) Hometchko. He graduated from Bishop O’Reilly High School in Pennsylvania in 1977.  He then studied at Boston Architectural Center before moving to Florida and obtaining his Bachelors degree in Business from the University of South Florida.  Richard was employed as a Construction Administrator for Mason Blau & Associates Inc. in Clearwater, Florida.  Richard enjoyed vocal jazz and classic rock music on vinyl, was an avid hockey fan, and loved spicy foods.  He also enjoyed fishing, hunting, and spending time with his children and grandchild.

Richard is survived by his two daughters, Rileigh Hometchko and Kendra Hometchko of Largo, FL and his step-daughter Ashley Thomas of Largo, FL; one grandchild, Chase Thomas of Largo, Fl; his brother David Hometchko of Charlotte, NC; his Niece Vickie Tomberlin of Clearwater, Fl; his Nephew Michael Hometchko of St. Petersburg, FL; and two grandnieces Londynn and Brooklynn of Clearwater, Fl. He was preceded in death by his parents, Joseph & Helen Hometchko, and his brother Joseph Hometchko.

A service will be held at 4:00 pm, Wednesday, January 31st at St. Jerome’s Catholic Church, 10895 Hamlin Blvd Largo, FL 33774.  The service will be followed by a celebration of life at 14489 Kandi Court Largo, FL 33774 .

In Spring, Richard will return to Swoyersville, Pennsylvania where his soul will rest in peace alongside his beloved Mother and Father.

David C. Gross Funeral Homes, Central Avenue Chapel in St. Petersburg is serving the family.

40th Reunion Photos

The photo above shows the 37 classmates who attended the 40th reunion on July 15th, 2017.  It's not the official photo that was taken by a professional photographer and some of us will be getting that photo via the mail provided you remembered to put your name on an envelope and enclosed $20.

I've been accumulating photos from everyone on Google Photos and you can access that link here:

https://photos.app.goo.gl/dim7ftbt3lszlZsx1

If you have some photos to share, you can upload them directly with that link from your computer or with a free app (Google Photos) directly from your smartphone.

The reunion was a big success thanks to the efforts of the reunion committee led by Karen Lanczak Leonardi.  I'm not really part of the committee since I can't make it to any of their meetings.  I just do what I can from out here in Colorado.

Thanks to all who attended that made the event fun for everyone.  And I know that I heard from an equivalent number of people who really wanted to be there but were unable to make it due to other commitments.

Mr. Lynch's Comments at our 40th Reunion

As you know, Mr. Lynch was unable to attend our 40th reunion and so he sent his comments which were read by Bee Harris Darrow.   These comments were much appreciated by our class and it was hard not to fill up when they were read.  We really do have a special class, and our time at Bishop O'Reilly does still feel magical.

Comments for the Bishop O’Reilly
Class of 1977 on their 40th reunion

At the gym recently, the oldies playlist on my iPod shuffled up Simon and Garfunkel’s “Bookends.” It triggered mental images from room 103, and times when we were all forty years younger. Although I have warm and enduring memories from all of the classes of Bishop O’Reilly, yours are special. Whereas many people look back at a past time in their lives, and only then grasp its significance, I sensed just how extraordinary were the events we all shared as they happened. It was just a simple classroom, without a smart board, Wi-Fi or iPads.

We had chalkboards and heavy textbooks and eye-to-eye conversations. During the course of our time together, that interplay somehow became magical. I’m not wearing rose-colored glasses about this; I felt (and still do) that we became a kind of extended family. You accepted me as someone whose efforts were worthwhile in your young lives, and I rode a daily wave of awareness of my good fortune.

It was a time of innocence and confidences. I have the photographs and memories, but they’re not all that’s left me. I have the contented feeling that we share a mutual gratitude for having crossed paths at a remarkable educational experience called Bishop O’Reilly. Enjoy your reunion and keep in touch with one another (as well as with me, if you like).

Listen to Bookends on YouTube: Bookends by Simon and Garfunkel

You can read a related article called Golden and I Knew It by Mr. Lynch.  His email address is given at the end of the article if you'd like to keep in touch with him.

St. Vincent's

I posted this on our Facebook page, but for those of you who are not on Facebook, I wanted for you to be able to enjoy it too.  Can you name them?  Eleven of them graduated from O'Reilly.

Who's Coming to the Reunion?

I'll update this posting as we get more confirmed attendees.  If you haven't paid and want to do it via credit card, just hop over the main reunion website and scroll down to the Pay Now button.

Classmates:

Cathy Anderko and Harry Skene
Sabrina Baynes
Kathleen Blaum Hannon
Kevin and Nadine Borton
Chuck Brennan
Thomas Bretz
Christine Brussock
Mary Carey Little
Mickie Chakon Garen
Tom Crossin
Pete Cusick
Lee Devlin
Robert and Laura Dougherty
Maryellen Finley Cusma
Arlene Galanda Kuharchik and Mike Kuharchik
Bernadette Harris Darrow
Mark Hession
Brian and Catherine Judge
Michael and Sally Kinney
Sue Klecha O'Donnell
David Kotarski
Karen Lanczak Leonardi and Bob Leonardi
Robin Lonsdale Palkovic
Sandra Mahalick Louderback
Paul and Marianne McAndrew
Marylil McAuvic Tombasco and Mark Tombasco
Fred Merrill
Diane Osolnick Boettger and John Boettger
Joseph and Rosemary Petrasek
Donna Reese Pollard
Paul and Kim Reinert
Deborah Sadusky Casey and Dorothy Sadusky Jenkins
Kathleen Schultz
David and Anita Serhan
Bernie Solack
Marianne Talmon Kochanski and Larry Kochanski
John Tobias
Timothy and Sharron Wallo


Teachers:
Monsignor Vincent Grimalia
Miss Ondash
Mr. and Mrs. Romanko
Mr. Slusser

If you don't see someone on this list that you think should be there, why not reach out to them?  We do our best to keep our email/phone/mailing address up-to-date, but people seem to move around a lot as well as change their email address and phone numbers and so if you are finding out about the reunion late, please know that if you graduated with our class, you are automatically invited to it.

And then make sure to email me your contact information to lee810@gmail.com so that you're included on any communication in the future.